But you can't call a planet "Bob" !?
When I was still an easily-impressed eleven year-old, my best friend and me often sat in front of his dad's Mac. And one of these times, we came across a neat little HyperCard stack called HyperDesk, or something like that. Like most HyperCard stacks, it was black-and-white. But it was funny, it played "When I'm 64" by the Beatles when you clicked the Mac on the desk often enough, and it nominally was a nicely designed launcher.
Why grown-ups may try to do the same thing, I'll probably never understand. Maybe when I'm a grown-up...
... and here I thought At Ease was a stupid idea...